Bishop's Business Card

A Bishop was out early one evening visiting the home of a newlywed couple.

At the downtown garden apartment where they lived it was obvious from the giggles and muffled voices inside that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks. He even called out to let them know he was at the door, but everything had gone silent. Then he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday his card was placed in a tithing envelope, and given to one of his councilors who in turn returned it to the Bishop. Added to the card was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: ..."

Genesis 3:10 reads, " ... I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; ... "