Cheshire-Puss

"'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

"'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.

"'I don't much care where--' said Alice.

"'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

"'--so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.

"'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.'"

Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll